If anybody knows me, they know I love the Twilight Zone.

They also probably know I hate pan-friend pork-chops. Hate em’. I’m not a big fan of pork in general, but I’ve been known to eat Bacon. Bacon is pretty good, but forget pork-chops. Blech.

And while we’re on the topic, what is our obsession with bacon? Do we really need EVERYTHING to taste like bacon? What’s the deal with Bacon Salt?

I can see the novelty in it. I can see giving it to a friend who really loved bacon as a joke. Say it was my friend and…

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Hey Buzunga. Yea, you. Yea, I called you a Buzunga. What are you going to do about it? Hit me in the face? Well before you do, click that photo above and download all of the songs on that page.

Like what you hear? Well let me tell you a little about it.

Do you like music? Do you like music with guitar and drums? How bout a little bass? Then this here demo is right up your musical alley. Not the one where all of the junkies hang out, but the one you found that dollar bill in…

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Has anyone heard of or seen the trailer for Hugh Jackman’s upcoming film “Real Steel”? I don’t want to give anything away, so here it is:

ROBOT. BOXING.

When I was a kid, I met Tony Atlas, a WWE wrestler and Hall of Famer. He told my friend Joe and I that, by the time we were old enough to be professional wrestlers, they’d probably have robots wrestling instead.

He might have been onto something.

All I know is that, on October 7, I’m going to be glued to the silver screen to watch robots I don’t care…

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…I feel like it’s time to let you all in on something my buddy and I joked about when we were younger. A guilty pleasure that I indulge in when I’m in need of a power boost for the day.

I call it “the terminator.”

First I crouch down in the shower in the classic “naked terminator traveling through time” pose. With my eyes closed I crouch there for a minute, visualizing either Arnold or the guy from the second movie (but not the chick in the third one because that one sucked) and I start to hum…

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Dear Gainesville. I heard what you’ve been up to.

Hot Water Music, Against Me!, Less Than Jake, Samiam, Lifetime, Bouncing Souls, Dillinger Four, None More Black, Paint it Black,  Small Brown Bike, Tim Barry, Off With Their Heads, Bomb the Music Industry!, The Menzingers, Broadway Calls, Banner Pilot, The Measure (sa), Tiltwheel, Bridge and Tunnel, Algernon Cadwallader,  Red City Radio, Campaign,  Look Mexico, Tigers Jaw, PJ Bond, Annabel, Captain We’re Sinking, O Pioneers!!!

And those are just the bands that are relevant to my personal tastes.

You just couldn’t leave well enough alone, could you? You had to drag Hot Water Music and Lifetime into this.…

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Thursday, Pygmy Lush, We Were Skeletons

Title Fight, Touche Amore, The Menzingers, Dead End Path

Title Fight, Touche Amore, The Menzingers, and Dead End Path

Stick Together, Mindset, Disengage, and Sacred Love